Scaryduck, Eat Your Heart Out!!!

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Hazel
Missscaryduck

On our trip to Disney land a few years ago, there was a competition to see who could eat the most furry kebabs in one minute. Alas, we pestered Mr Duck to try, knowing there would be a full scale vomit afterwards. Being little kids, we loved the idea of making our dad under-go a full vomit worthy woe. The prize for the winner was a mystery prize and we wanted it badly.
"3!"
"2!"
"1!"
"GO!"
Mr Duck and his beak were sending furry kebabs flying as he guzzled his way through the large plate before him. We were cheering our arses off in the crowd, hoping this would mean we could share whatever prize awaited us at the end.
"STOP EATING!"
We watched in awe as Mr Duck was announced the winner.
"Congratulations, you win a Disney Dollar!"
Crap. All that woe for nothing.
And as if we weren't punished enough, a gust of wind caught the Disney Dollar, and sent it flying down Disney Main Street.
How arsed we were.


And there was still the vomit to deal with.

Mr Duck is not a real duck. As much as he may take the credit, anything to do with rabbits was created by me, not him, me.
However he did invent "Done A Poo". The story behind it is one day he was on the toilet and completey caked it in shit. We asked why he had and the only thing to mind was, "Done a poo!".

Any more Ideas on what I should say, comments plz!

After readng your comments, Mr Scaryduck does not wish to invade Poland at this stage, he is too busy invading Turkey. Please do not worry, my dad doesn't wish to pose naked either, a joy to us all. I'm affraid, my mother doesn't want to have a blog, so your stuck with me.
My dad is the most embarrasing dad I've ever had(in fact his is the only dad I've ever had), he is worse than my mates dads.
Don't worry about swearing, I've heard it all.
I am the real thing, no fake here.

Hello, i am Scaryducks real life daughter! I plan to completly take the mick out of him, Dad, BEWARE! You were told, this is all of his muck-ups in one place. Any requests on thing you wish to know, contact me.

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